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  • The Thing
  • Blade Runner
  • Ladies and Gentlemen, the Fabulous Stains
  • Night Shift

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  • Uncharted

    ★½

  • Bring It On

    ★★★

  • Summer School

    ★★★★

  • The Lake House

    ★★★½

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  • Uncharted

    Uncharted

    ★½

    Zero chemistry. Lazy dialogue. Entirely ignores/completely misunderstands the sense of adventure and discovery that made the game so enjoyable — beyond the gameplay. A movie created by suits and programmed by computer algorithms. Anyone unaware of the video game would probably blame the source — because movies based on a dumb game is a bad idea. I’m gonna stop you right there — Naughty Dog’s Uncharted series had more creative fire in its loading screen than this movie has during its entire interminable runtime.

  • Bring It On

    Bring It On

    ★★★

    This movie was better in 2000. I swear.

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  • My Blue Heaven

    My Blue Heaven

    ★★★½

    This may not be a great movie. Or even a very good one. There's sloggy bits and moments of pure dramatic contrivance.

    And yet...

    There's still Steve Martin doing an intentionally hammy New York Italian accent and antagonizing everyone he knows with wit and tasteless bespoke suits. 

    And that's enough for me.

  • Beach Blanket Bingo

    Beach Blanket Bingo

    ★★½

    I had fun, but at what cost to my worldview?