tim rogers

i develop videogames, and i like films a lot! (i also like videogames a lot, though this isn't about videogames, here.)

Favorite films

  • Heist
  • Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
  • Conan the Barbarian
  • Porco Rosso

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  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    ★★★★

  • 1917

    ★★★★

  • Uncut Gems

    ★★★★★

  • Cats

    ★★★

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  • Cats

    Cats

    ★★★

    Like critics said, the part where the theater owner sidled up behind me, pressed a 9mm pistol to the back of my head, and sprayed a fine red-gray mist of my flash-boiled skull contents all over the silver screen was a “Bold Choice.”

    Seriously though the CATS movie offered me a once-in-lifetime opportunity to know *exactly* what a cat-owner thinks about while jacking off.

    After decades of knowing no more about CATS than “it’s a Broadway musical,” I now know…

  • Uncut Gems

    Uncut Gems

    ★★★★★

    Film of the year, 2019!!