tim rogers

i develop videogames, and i like films a lot! (i also like videogames a lot, though this isn't about videogames, here.)

Favorite films

  • Heist
  • Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
  • Conan the Barbarian
  • Porco Rosso

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  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    ★★★★

  • 1917

    ★★★★

  • Uncut Gems

    ★★★★★

  • Cats

    ★★★

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  • Cats

    Cats

    ★★★

    Like critics said, the part where the theater owner sidled up behind me, pressed a 9mm pistol to the back of my head, and sprayed a fine red-gray mist of my flash-boiled skull contents all over the silver screen was a “Bold Choice.”

    Seriously though the CATS movie offered me a once-in-lifetime opportunity to know *exactly* what a cat-owner thinks about while jacking off.

    After decades of knowing no more about CATS than “it’s a Broadway musical,” I now know…

  • Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

    Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

    ★★★★★

    I've seen this movie maybe a thousand times. I put the Blu-ray on almost every Saturday and let it loop while I worked for the duration of 2013 and most of 2014.

    It is the best Indiana Jones movie. "Raiders of the Lost Ark" and "The Last Crusade" are World War II films which flesh out details of Indiana Jones' character and history. "Temple of Doom" takes place before both of those films, yet debuted between them. "Temple of Doom"…