Read the Bible.
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
This movie sits upon a throne of lies. It is a work of evil. It is entertaining, funny, and beautiful, but that is merely an elaborate spell cast over the viewer.
Don’t be fooled by your emotions—this is the story of a man who succumbs to a temptress. Simply put, Woody would never quit on a kid.
Toy Story 3 had a great ending, and it should have been left alone.
In a world where Disney has to create fake racism in order to get people to watch their lame excuse for Star Wars, Tom Cruise, the couch-jumper, the scientologist, the maverick, swoops in to save the day.
Father, Son, and Holy Fighter Jet. It's a tale as old as time. The oldest, by some reckonings. The theater was packed, and it only cost 5 bucks. Perhaps our cursed land is healing. Perhaps God is real.
Epic film. Can't wait for Mission Impossible.