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  The Holdovers 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 28 Nov 2023 5

  This Christmas you could see many different movies. You could see a movie about 3 women who fly in space. You could see a movie about an emperor who died before you were born. You could see a prequel no one asked for. You could even see Godzilla.

  The movie that you should see is this one. A movie whose first draft was written thousands of years ago:

  A father to the fatherless, a defender of widows,
  is God in…

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  10 Cloverfield Lane 2016

  ★★★ Watched 20 Nov 2023 2

  One day twist endings will go out of style just as easily as they came in. I pray for that day.

Popular reviews

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  Barbie 2023

  ★★ Watched 20 Jul 2023 4

  In this film, Barbie goes to the “real world”. It is not the real world. It is as much a cartoon as Barbieland. The film does not work because of this. You can’t critique the patriarchy when all of your male characters are completely removed from reality. Sounded like something a college student would write.

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  Toy Story 4 2019

  ★ Rewatched 25 Jun 2019 2

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  This movie sits upon a throne of lies. It is a work of evil. It is entertaining, funny, and beautiful, but that is merely an elaborate spell cast over the viewer. 

  Don’t be fooled by your emotions—this is the story of a man who succumbs to a temptress. Simply put, Woody would never quit on a kid.

  Toy Story 3 had a great ending, and it should have been left alone.