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  Obi-Wan Kenobi 2022

  ★ Rewatched by Seth Farmer 22 Jun 2022 5

  Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith:
  "I will take the boy and watch over him."

  This show:
  Obi-Wan leaves Luke to go do God knows what. Terrible.

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  The Time Traveler's Wife 2009

  ★★ Watched by Seth Farmer 21 Jun 2022

  Terminator 1 did this better. And also had explosions.

Popular reviews

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  Toy Story 4 2019

  ★ Rewatched by Seth Farmer 25 Jun 2019

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  This movie sits upon a throne of lies. It is a work of evil. It is entertaining, funny, and beautiful, but that is merely an elaborate spell cast over the viewer. 

  Don’t be fooled by your emotions—this is the story of a man who succumbs to a temptress. Simply put, Woody would never quit on a kid.

  Toy Story 3 had a great ending, and it should have been left alone.

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  Top Gun: Maverick 2022

  ★★★★ Watched by Seth Farmer 31 May 2022 5

  In a world where Disney has to create fake racism in order to get people to watch their lame excuse for Star Wars, Tom Cruise, the couch-jumper, the scientologist, the maverick, swoops in to save the day.

  Father, Son, and Holy Fighter Jet. It's a tale as old as time. The oldest, by some reckonings. The theater was packed, and it only cost 5 bucks. Perhaps our cursed land is healing. Perhaps God is real.

  Epic film. Can't wait for Mission Impossible.