“Father, if you are willing, remove this cup from me. Nevertheless, not my will, but yours, be done.”
This Christmas you could see many different movies. You could see a movie about 3 women who fly in space. You could see a movie about an emperor who died before you were born. You could see a prequel no one asked for. You could even see Godzilla.
The movie that you should see is this one. A movie whose first draft was written thousands of years ago:
A father to the fatherless, a defender of widows,
is God in…
In this film, Barbie goes to the “real world”. It is not the real world. It is as much a cartoon as Barbieland. The film does not work because of this. You can’t critique the patriarchy when all of your male characters are completely removed from reality. Sounded like something a college student would write.
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
This movie sits upon a throne of lies. It is a work of evil. It is entertaining, funny, and beautiful, but that is merely an elaborate spell cast over the viewer.
Don’t be fooled by your emotions—this is the story of a man who succumbs to a temptress. Simply put, Woody would never quit on a kid.
Toy Story 3 had a great ending, and it should have been left alone.