Favorite films

  • Star Wars
  • Titanic
  • The Matrix
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

Recent activity

  • Men in Black


  • Obi-Wan Kenobi

  • The Time Traveler's Wife


  • Hulk


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Popular reviews

  • Toy Story 4

    Toy Story 4

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    This movie sits upon a throne of lies. It is a work of evil. It is entertaining, funny, and beautiful, but that is merely an elaborate spell cast over the viewer. 

    Don’t be fooled by your emotions—this is the story of a man who succumbs to a temptress. Simply put, Woody would never quit on a kid.

    Toy Story 3 had a great ending, and it should have been left alone.

  • Top Gun: Maverick

    Top Gun: Maverick


    In a world where Disney has to create fake racism in order to get people to watch their lame excuse for Star Wars, Tom Cruise, the couch-jumper, the scientologist, the maverick, swoops in to save the day.

    Father, Son, and Holy Fighter Jet. It's a tale as old as time. The oldest, by some reckonings. The theater was packed, and it only cost 5 bucks. Perhaps our cursed land is healing. Perhaps God is real.

    Epic film. Can't wait for Mission Impossible.