Seth Farmer

Seth Farmer

“Father, if you are willing, remove this cup from me. Nevertheless, not my will, but yours, be done.”

Favorite films

  • Star Wars
  • Titanic
  • The Matrix
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

Recent activity

  • The Holdovers


  • Rudy


  • Glory


  • Guardians of the Galaxy


Recent reviews

  • The Holdovers

    The Holdovers


    This Christmas you could see many different movies. You could see a movie about 3 women who fly in space. You could see a movie about an emperor who died before you were born. You could see a prequel no one asked for. You could even see Godzilla.

    The movie that you should see is this one. A movie whose first draft was written thousands of years ago:

    A father to the fatherless, a defender of widows,
    is God in…

  • 10 Cloverfield Lane

    10 Cloverfield Lane


    One day twist endings will go out of style just as easily as they came in. I pray for that day.

Popular reviews

  • Barbie



    In this film, Barbie goes to the “real world”. It is not the real world. It is as much a cartoon as Barbieland. The film does not work because of this. You can’t critique the patriarchy when all of your male characters are completely removed from reality. Sounded like something a college student would write.

  • Toy Story 4

    Toy Story 4

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    This movie sits upon a throne of lies. It is a work of evil. It is entertaining, funny, and beautiful, but that is merely an elaborate spell cast over the viewer. 

    Don’t be fooled by your emotions—this is the story of a man who succumbs to a temptress. Simply put, Woody would never quit on a kid.

    Toy Story 3 had a great ending, and it should have been left alone.