The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey ★★★½

I have some level of nostalgia for this trilogy because I went to see them at the cinema with my grandparents every Christmas but my oh my this does not hold up to any level of scrutiny it’s just so ridiculous and there’s so many pointless additions that aren’t in the book at all. It’s really nothing like the book. I feel like they could’ve kept Dwalin’s beard as blue considering how stupid everything else is with those stupid goblins and Gollum’s kawaii eyes idk why they thought that one detail was too far and needed excluding. It’s just a painfully long film like honestly who asked for these to be made

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