Daniel Berrier

Movies are pretty sick honestly 😎

Favorite films

  • Melancholia
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
  • Some Like It Hot
  • Face/Off

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  • The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

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  • Kindergarten Cop

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  • Glory

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  • Romancing the Stone

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  • The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

    The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

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    The key word here is excessive. It’s visually busy. It’s full of 3D shit and bad CGI. Every scene is too long. There are so many subplots. Nostalgia and fanservice and little gags everywhere. There’s no sense that they had any restraint at all or questioned any of their creative decisions. Martin Freeman absolutely carries the whole thing. It’s not quite as bad as I’m making it sound, but the flaws are really hard not to see.

    But then there’s…

  • Kindergarten Cop

    Kindergarten Cop

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    Holy shit he’s actually Austrian in this one

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  • Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers

    Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers

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    Marvel Directors: May I please have a smidgen of creative freedom?

    Disney: You may have a smidgen of our nutsack.Β 

    The Lonely Island: Hey we’re gonna use every property you have access to for a movie that will only appeal to adults.Β 

    Disney: Let us know if you need anything!

  • Serenity

    Serenity

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    Today I subbed for a math teacher who happens to have a free two-hour block period on Mondays right before lunch. This gave me a full 2 1/2 hour lunch break, so I decided to go and see SERENITY, a movie about video games and fishing and domestic abuse. I... liked this?? But it was so bad??? But maybe it wasn’t???? It feels like The MatrixΒ and The Truman ShowΒ had a baby but discovered tragically too late that they were long…