Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker ★★

In absolute shock this thing exists the way it does. Can't tell if I should be mad or impressed they went for it like they did.

Absolutely terrible in all respects. Feels spineless in all the worst ways. Every moment of fan-service is Reddit tier fanficy nonsense.

Driver, Ridley, Isaac and the rest of the cast do the best they can but can't salvage whatever this script is.

Astounded this even exists to be honest, manages to completely undo the other films' good work entirely.

Wouldn't be terribly upset (or surprised) if they end up doing a Halloween 2018 or whatever and get rid if this film (and maybe the whole trilogy) and try again in 5-10 years with a new episode VII.

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