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  • Ricky Gervais: SuperNature


  • Dual


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  • Winnebago Man


Recent reviews

  • Ricky Gervais: SuperNature

    Ricky Gervais: SuperNature


    "Gimme a fuck-stalk with hooks."

    I'm not the biggest fan of either version of The Office.

    And I don't think I've seen any of Gervais' other stand-up specials...

    Unless you count the times he's delightfully dismantled the self-important wet blankets that populate Hollywood over the years.

    But I like the guy...

    He's absolutely fearless in the face of a full-frontal assault on funny, and fearlessness is what we need in comedy.

    That being said, this isn't the funniest hour I've ever seen, but it definitely got a steady stream of smiles out of me.

  • Dual



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Yeah, I know the title of the movie is a play on words and all, but the marketing suggested something different than what this actually is...

    I was promised a DUEL, and it didn't deliver.

    They should have titled this Clickbait: The Quickening.

    I like Karen Gillan, and this movie is stilted and bizarre, which was fun.

    But whoever thought building this movie up to be something it's not should get drug across the pavement by their genitals.

    I mean,…

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  • The Batman

    The Batman


    Can your boy get a goddamn intermission?

    Does anybody remember those?

    They were fun...

    Theaters might even sell more million-dollar popcorn that way, and AMC might not have to try and charge a Maltese falcon for a seat.

    I don't really have any solidified thoughts on this movie, and after about 12 hours, I'm not sure I ever will, so let's just give'r a go.

    I liked it...

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  • The Witch

    The Witch


    "Black Phillip tis a merry, merry king he rules the land with mirth... Black Phillip has a mighty, mighty sting; he'll knock thee to the earth. Sing bah bah, King Phillip the Black, sing bah, bah, bah, bah, bah."

    It pains me to say it, but I might like this better than The Northman.

    Perhaps it's my New England upbringing or my contrarian nature...

    Maybe it's my unabashed affection for all things Satanic.

    Honestly, I can't be sure because all…