Big Trouble in Little China

Big Trouble in Little China ★★★★★

"Magic... The darkest magic. My soul swims in it... Scattered across time, trapped in the world of formlessness."

I don't know about ya'll, but my heart beats to the Pork Chop Express Theme Music at all times.

24-hours a day...365 nights a year.

It powers my very soul.

Living life like a Semi-Truck barreling down the hammer lane at full tilt...

Feeling like the last son of an American Dream. Full of brass and confident incompetence.

No plans – just go baby, and let the chips fall where they will.

A modern-day John Wayne with a belly full of horseflesh and a concealed pistol.

I don't want to hear about no 'acts of god'... I just want my truck and a pocket full of betting money.

It's that simple.

I'm here to shake the pillars of heaven and make out with pretty girls.

And if I have to pay to have some fun along the way?

Well, shit... The check is in the mail.

You can either vibe with me or get Wing Kong Hatchet Man'd into the fucking sidewalk.

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