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Recent reviews

  • Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery

    Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery


    A great philosopher once said:

    “You know my favorite thing about the movie, is like, it feels like a movie”

    The great Harry Styles was laughed at for this comment because of the transfixing debacle of Don’t Worry Darling’s release, but I tend to agree with this sentiment, some movies just FEEL like movies. Glass Onion is one of those.
    While it is certainly not the tight announcement that was the first Knives Out, the sequel manages to take a…

  • Bones and All

    Bones and All


    A lot of my reasoning for holding onto the idea of loving this is I know there will be a subset of people that adore this movie. I also think if there were, by some stretch of the imagination, a mandatory viewing of this film for the entire world there would be way more people that dislike this. Which this ties into the distinct feeling of "other" that feels so attached to this story from Camille DeAngelis, it doesn't matter…

Popular reviews

  • Minions



    To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand an arthouse film like Minions (2015). The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of minion-ese most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Stuart's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterization and his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the…

  • GUO4


    No one:

    Peter Strickland:
    When you were partying, I studied the penis. When you were having premarital sex, I mastered the sweep zoom on a dong. While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity, I cultivated inner foreskin. And now that the world is on fire and the barbarians are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for peen.