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  • All Too Well: The Short Film
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  • The Humans

    ★★★★

  • All Too Well: The Short Film

    ★½

  • Dick

    ★★★½

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  • The Humans

    The Humans

    ★★★★

    I think a lot of films sometimes miss the mark on family disfunction in order to sell the drama of a film, usually this cheapens the weight of it's importance, like there's sometimes these big bombastic reveals that just aren't natural to a family gathering. To me there's way more subtly, a bigger importance on what isn't said or even the small jabs than what is burst out in a flurry of emotion. Not to say the outbursts don't exist,…

  • All Too Well: The Short Film

    All Too Well: The Short Film

    ★½

    Don’t even know if I should review this because it’s more of music video than a film, but I hate semantically policing people so here we are.
    All Too Well is more of Not That Much as it plays as more of an ad for Old Navy, which has more to do with my expectations than anything. People were really excited for this, and I don’t blame them! I personally have not been a fan of T Swift since We…

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  • Minions

    Minions

    ★★★★★

    To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand an arthouse film like Minions (2015). The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of minion-ese most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Stuart's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterization and his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the…

  • The Pacifier

    The Pacifier

    ★★★★★

    I’m drunk out my mind on a date at a hotel watching this film, and it’s a masterpiece. 2.3 rating????? Do we NOT understand art???


    Also Good Charlottes The Anthem just came on, this film rules


    Vin Diesel for sure thinks he’s this cool Irl which makes this performance Oscar worthy