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Dune: Part Two 2024
Really great movie that I may have been effected by the enormous hype train the early screenings of this movie generated.
The whole “it’s the greatest sequel since empire” set the bar pretty high for what we’d get and I just felt like I got more Dune! Which I loved, the first is one of my favorites of that year, I just don’t feel like people were going this hard in the paint for the first episode one (which they…
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Minions 2015
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand an arthouse film like Minions (2015). The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of minion-ese most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Stuart's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterization and his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the…
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GUO4 2019
No one:
Peter Strickland:
When you were partying, I studied the penis. When you were having premarital sex, I mastered the sweep zoom on a dong. While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity, I cultivated inner foreskin. And now that the world is on fire and the barbarians are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for peen.