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  • The Deer Hunter
  • The Shawshank Redemption
  • Return of the Jedi
  • The Green Mile

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  • The Departed

    ★★★★★

  • Child's Play

    ★★★

  • Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile

    ★★½

  • Kill Bill: Vol. 2

    ★★★½

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  • The Departed

    The Departed

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    The ending was like tag but instead of being it your just dead

  • Child's Play

    Child's Play

    ★★★

    Imagine spending the first 40 minutes trying to get this little fucker to speak and when you threaten him with fire to make him speak his first words are :
    YOU FUCKING SLUT IM GONNA MAKE YOU PAY

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  • Willy's Wonderland

    Willy's Wonderland

    ★★★½

    Five nights at freddys would have been a lot easier if I could just curb stomp chica and Freddys heads on a urinal

  • Kill Bill: Vol. 2

    Kill Bill: Vol. 2

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Thank god she actually killed bill with weird karate moves I used to practice in the shower