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  • Vertigo
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  • Dune: Part Two

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  • Dune

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  • Batman Returns

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  • Batman

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  • Dune

    Dune

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    To be young and swept away into somewhere in the known universe is a gift. Sadly, some of you weren't able to fold time to transport yourselves there, I suppose.

    Lynch's DUNE is for me. Visually and sonically. All of it. Filled to the brim with oddities, performances that make me laugh, filling up my heart and mind. I'm married to it. For better or worse.

    "I did not say this. I am not here."

    The arrival of the third-stage…

  • Lamb

    Lamb

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    I had been waiting years to see LAMB. We finally got a month of Prime and this was the perfect film for the wife and I to watch together. We can't have anymore kids due to the cancer battle and Odin, our dachshund, has been like a surrogate child. I knew we'd vibe hard on this film.

    The reviews have been mixed and I do believe it requires a certain mindset and mood to get you wrapped up in it.…

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  • Dune: Part Two

    Dune: Part Two

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    π™Ώπš˜πš πšŽπš› πš˜πšŸπšŽπš› πš‚πš™πš’πšŒπšŽ πš’πšœ πš™πš˜πš πšŽπš› πš˜πšŸπšŽπš› πšŠπš•πš•.

    Water travels in the blood and worms fluidize Arrakis. DUNE part 2 feels so real. And that is the biggest compliment one can give it. It shows and doesn't tell, quite a bit and might be the best thing we could hope to happen in big budget, mainstream cinema. It's introducing so many to the dark, unbalanced edge of the Harkonnen and the political and religious fervor of sci-fi royalty that goes above…

  • Dune

    Dune

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    π™³πš›πšŽπšŠπš–πšœ πšŠπš›πšŽ πš–πšŽπšœπšœπšŠπšπšŽπšœ πšπš›πš˜πš– πšπš‘πšŽ πšπšŽπšŽπš™.


    Leto Blues. Moons that hold our future travel the distance. Dead in an instant. The path of the righteous. Escape the aim as fate takes the reigns. Waking dream. All turns against us as we fold into the black uncertain.

    This is the place they cannot look. I am the life you took. The sleeper has awakened. Death eternal. Bending like a reed in the wind. Organic-as-shit, sand walking through time.

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  • Batman Returns

    Batman Returns

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    Inversion of Xmas and Biblia-c mythology. Burton's rebel yell at Yuletide yuck and consumerism. Max Shreck sucks the life out of Gotham.
    Oswald Cobblepot, forever. Grotesque perfection.

    The horniest Batman film by a country KY covered slip and slide mile. The Penguin is sex motivated. The Catwoman is my bondage sex fantasy for eternity... The freaks shall inherit the earth. Grand, brittle, conflicting reality.

    The umbrellacopter is the greatest thing ever, having not one but two scenes. French flipper trick…

  • The Fly

    The Fly

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    Amber and I were fresh from the hospital after an oophorectomy (July 19). At this late stage in the cancer treatment journey it felt as though we were becoming, at once, indoctrinated into a new way of living, while increasingly mourning the loss of a life once lived or one that might have been.

    She had been fasting and was in need of sustenance. We stopped into Firehouse Subs. The kid at the register asked me my favorite horror movie.…