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someday I'll make a movie
a shitty one, but still, a movie

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  • The Haunting of Bly Manor

    The Haunting of Bly Manor

    ★★★★

    perfectly splendid

  • Enola Holmes

    Enola Holmes

    ★★

    why are there so many unnecessary and weird cuts?
    why the relationship of many characters is so basic and somehow so strong?
    why is the narrative so incoherent?
    looks like a Disney movie to me

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  • The 5th Wave

    The 5th Wave

    ½

    when i see a movie like this i always wonder how the fuck these actors said "yes, i've read the script, i'll work for u"????

  • Knives Out

    Knives Out

    ★★★★

    "look around, i mean the guy practically lives on a Clue board" damn right the whole movie feels just like it