~ I don't take the rating system seriously, my ratings are completely instinct driven. Lover of everything from arthouse to genre-fare ~ ✌️

Favorite films

  • Annie Hall
  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  • Inside Llewyn Davis
  • Marriage Story

Recent activity

  • The Tree of Life


  • Pig


  • The Killing of a Sacred Deer


  • Ivan's Childhood


Pinned reviews

  • Uncut Gems

    Uncut Gems


    First watch of Uncut Gems: "Nah, this was way over-hyped."

    Second watch of Uncut Gems: "You know what? It's actually better than I remembered it."

    Third watch of Uncut Gems: "What a masterpiece, praise Lord Sandler."

  • Rear Window

    Rear Window


    Rating: 5/5

    Plot Synopsis: Jimmy Stewart ignites the reality television craze, chaos ensues.

Recent reviews

  • Pig



    "Pig" is to "John Wick" as "You Were Never Really Here" is to "Taken"

  • The Killing of a Sacred Deer

    The Killing of a Sacred Deer


    It's been a while since I've come across a film that was simultaneously this viscerally unsettling, and side-splittingly hilarious. I think I was constantly alternating between awkward laughing, cringing, and gasping for the full two hours.

Popular reviews

  • Jaws



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    My local theater recently started playing classics during the pandemic with required masks and social distancing. Until this past weekend they hadn't played anything I was dying to see on the big screen, but I simply couldn't pass up a chance to see Jaws. (The irony of going out in spite of the recommendations of experts to see JAWS is not lost on me, but hey! I wore my mask and there were only like three people there).

    Jaws is,…

  • Nightcrawler



    An exchange between my father and I while we watched this:

    Dad: "Jake Gyllenhaal looks so much better in this."

    Me: "Than in what?"

    Dad: "No Country For Old Men"

    Me: "... he wasn't in that"

    Dad: "Yes he was, he had that stupid hair and the oxygen tank."