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Woody Harrelson once ran over me with a golf cart

Favorite films

  • Kiki's Delivery Service
  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me
  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

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  • Spider-Man 2

    ★★★★★

  • Moonlight

    ★★★★★

  • What's the Worst That Could Happen?

    ½

  • Lisa Frankenstein

    ★★★½

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  • Lisa Frankenstein

    Lisa Frankenstein

    ★★★½

    loooved this! I’ve been anxiously awaiting the return of Diablo Cody and I’ve always been looking forward to more from Zelda Williams after liking her short film work— and while it’s a little clear that neither one of them seem to really be operating at their fullest potential given how messy this whole thing is (the script is noticeably toned down for Cody that’ll widen its accessibility sure but at the cost of the whole thing feeling like a rough draft…

  • Drive-Away Dolls

    Drive-Away Dolls

    ★★★★

    fucking finally— not just to this movie finally coming out— or Joel Coen finally making his own movie to match Ethan— but for just a movie like this to exist and hopefully get asses in seats— it’s really fascinating comparing this to Ethan’s THE TRAGEDY OF MACBETH— leaning into its coldness and rigid theatricality— whereas DRIVE-AWAY DOLLS feels like the exact opposite— warm and freewheeling in its embrace of its own messiness— way more RAISING ARIZONA and THE BIG LEBOWSKI here…

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  • Spider-Man 2

    Spider-Man 2

    ★★★★★

    maybe the most important superhero movie ever made— only Sam Raimi could build on his own perfection and make what has to be one of the greatest blockbusters of all time— comic book pulp infused within the highest passion of melodrama— a movie far more concerned with just how much it sucks to be in your early 20s, let alone a superhero, and just how debilitating our own failures can really be if we let them (I really do think…

  • Moonlight

    Moonlight

    ★★★★★

    masterpiece— Barry Jenkins makes films unlike any I’ve ever experienced— just such a one-of-a-kind depiction of being Black, gay, abused, misunderstood, and ultimately embraced— each segment is so good that each could support their own feature-length film, each one leaving me wanting more, but each so perfectly portrayed that they say all they need to say— every moment feels overflowing with intent— like every sentence, shot, and second feels intimately tuned to the conveyance of emotion— I coulda cried for…

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  • Bartok the Magnificent

    Bartok the Magnificent

    ★★★★

    bravo to Bluth for making Bartok a likable character despite being a key figure in the MASSACRE of the Romanov family just a few years prior

  • Runaway Brain

    Runaway Brain

    one time I went to Disney World as a kid and I went to go get an autograph from Mickey and all he wrote was

    “I wonder what’s gonna happen to you”

    and I think about that every day of my life