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  Ambulance 2022

  ★★★★ Watched by Johann Rucker 11 Apr 2022 2

  If DEN OF THIEVES was HEAT by way of Monster Energy, then it's only fair that AMBULANCE is DOG DAY AFTERNOON and SORCERER after two cans of sugar-free Red Bull. A slightly more dignified swig of the same sugar and caffeine we're all used to.

  This was a fucking blast. There's a handful of times I had to restrain myself from outright hooting and hollering.

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  You Won't Be Alone 2022

  ★★ Watched by Johann Rucker 28 May 2022 1

  YOU WON'T BE ALONE is the "A24 as a genre" cinema equivalent of those AI paintings you see online a bunch: large, familiar swathes of occasionally beautiful texture existing in a completely formless space.

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  Diamond Hands: The Legend of WallStreetBets 2022

  ★½ Watched by Johann Rucker 27 May 2022

  Reddit cinema... about as good as you'd expect!

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  The King's Man 2021

  ★★½ Watched by Johann Rucker 25 Dec 2021 15

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  I desperately wish I was making this up, but there's a scene in THE KING'S MAN where Rhys Ifans sexually devours an entire cake while Ralph Fiennes sits back and basically edges and moans very loudly??

  What the fuck!

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  Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga 2020

  ★ Watched by Johann Rucker 26 Jun 2020

  Let Pierce Brosnan sing, you cowards.