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Beyond the Black Rainbow 2010
works best when it’s not trying to do anything other than look cool, and whenever the visuals get monotonous, you start to realize that everything else about the movie is as well. enough cool shit happens throughout the runtime to keep me engaged, but god, i hated that lead performance. quit breathing like that!!!
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Ralph Breaks the Internet 2018
there needs to be a scene where they go into tumblr and walk out completely horrified
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Fantastic Voyage 2019
guillermo can inject me into his bloodstream anytime. guillermo del toro, if you're reading this, i'm free thursday night
