abbey

abbey

Favorite films

  • The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
  • Barbie
  • Blade Runner 2049
  • Booksmart

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  • All Cheerleaders Die

  • Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde

    ★★½

  • The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 2

    ★★★½

  • The Santa Clause

    ★★★

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  • The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes

    The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes

    ★★★★

    building a time machine as we speak to go back in time and tell my middle school girlies I get *it* now. never too late to become a tribute ❤️🐦❤️
     💔🐍💔

  • Trolls Band Together

    Trolls Band Together

    ★★★

    this gave me war flashbacks of my one direction phase nonetheless I liked this silly, colorful movie about trolls and boy band domination and I also too think Amy Schumer is a villain in any animated or live action form she takes

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  • Lightyear

    Lightyear

    ★★

    let’s not forget Clueless also came out in 1995 and yet Andy chose this as his favorite movie

  • The Batman

    The Batman

    ★★★★½

    my brother’s comments while watching The Batman with no context:

    “is Gotham a real place? if it was a real place I think it would be Seattle”

    “he [Batman] looks like a scout” 

    “huh. she’s [Catwoman] a bad guy. a bad girl” 

    “imagine the Riddler starts skiing at Batman. they were on a mountain and the Riddler grabs some skis and starts skiing down it”

    “Batman looks like an old man. do you notice it? it’s so obvious” 

    “that’s why…