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  • The History of the Seattle Mariners

    The History of the Seattle Mariners

    Jon Bois makes me wish I were a sports fan

  • Sound of Metal

    Sound of Metal

    I finally understand why the guy who was my babysitter when I was in third grade who played the guitar said he'd rather be blind than deaf

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  • The Book of Life

    The Book of Life

    Is Manolo a bigger simp than Mordecai? Explain why or why not. (15 points)

  • I Care a Lot

    I Care a Lot

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    The way both the first and second times I tried to watch this I got too dr*nk and couldn't stay awake 😭

    Fuck I can't hate Rosamund Pike's characters even though they're morally reprehensible

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