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  • Night of the Living Dead
  • The Shining
  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • Alien

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  • The Continental: From the World of John Wick

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  • No One Will Save You

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  • Talk to Me

    Talk to Me

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    Talk To Me feels like A24 qualitywise but we're back to basics here with a genuinely scary classic ghost storyβ€”and a good one too, it's been a while. Very straight to the point but still refreshing and original. It looks so good, some unexpected twists and turns, impressive camerawork, great practical effects, the gore is effective and I was genuinely scared in the theater. THAT bloody brutal moment had me squirming in my seat. The mystery for the hand was…

  • Barbie

    Barbie

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    So. Much. Fun!

    Colorful, cheery, emotional, serious, sad and really the perfect balance between all of these, I never felt like it was too much of either. Barbie adresses powerful themes on identity, gender dynamics, steriotypes, job functions, self-worth, self-confidence, patriarchy, searching for a purpose, toxic masculinity... I never expected it to be that layered and deep. It's a satire and also very self-aware in moments, i'm someone that detests musicals but I loved every musical scene and dance number.…

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  • Spiral: From the Book of Saw

    Spiral: From the Book of Saw

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    "You wanna play games, motherfucker? Alright. I'll play!"

    Most hateable protagonist of all time? So freakin annoying and loud and he can't stop swearing! He does get more tolerable as the movie progresses though. This one has the biggest budget of the entire franchise (20 million) but the least games/traps. Shame! The ones we had were good but not nearly enough of them and none were survivable. You need a bigger list of suspects when you're doing a "who's the…

  • Jigsaw

    Jigsaw

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    Confess or die!

    New Saw movie, new detective character. New Saw movie, new bad actor group ready to die. Everyone outside of that group were decent actors though so it's really a shock in quality when the movie goes from one group to the oher. Billy the puppet looks like a Toys R' Us toy now, not creepy in the slightest but totally laughable. Jigsaw's workshop is terrifying. Excellent gore and good looking wounds. Not the best traps in the…

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  • Scream VI

    Scream VI

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    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    The good:
    β€’ Love the new setting, it's a breath of fresh air (feels nothing like New York though).
    β€’ Peak brutal slasher kills.
    β€’ Easter egg gold mine, once again they really fed the fandom.
    β€’ Amazing fight scene choreography.
    β€’ Entertaining and fun throughout.
    β€’ Unexpected opening, it really surprised me.
    β€’ Most epic moments were Gale vs. Ghostface and the metro scene.
    β€’ The multiple twists in the third act were clever.

    The bad:
    β€’ People get…

  • No One Will Save You

    No One Will Save You

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    A very simple premise of the "use your wits to survive" alien invasion thriller but also very refreshing for the genre. Filled with horror clichΓ©s and it's nothing we haven't seen before but great execution, that's how you do it!

    We get a 10 minute setup at the beginning and then it's non-stop suspence for the rest of the runtime. Lots of action, thrilling chase sequences, unexpected turns and the aliens get a bunch of screen time. Most of it…