Adam Patron

“to make yourself feel nothing, so as not to feel anything...
what a waste”

Favorite films

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  • God's Own Country


  • The Green Inferno


  • Howl's Moving Castle


  • Network


Pinned reviews

  • Poor Things

    Poor Things


    "I will fucking kick your dog to death"

    It feels like it's been an eternity waiting for this to release in the UK, but this was absolutely astonishing and easily worth the wait.

    I just love Yorgos Lanthimos so much, I can't get enough of the outlandish and unique worlds and characters that he puts to screen, especially in Poor Things, every stylistic choice worked so well for me, and it helps that it looks insanely good. Every second of…

Recent reviews

  • Columbus



    I can only hope to be as good at something in my life as Kogonada is with that damn camera.

  • Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

    Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb


    “Why do you think I’m calling you, just to say hello?”

    If only I’d known how ridiculously good Peter Sellers is in this then I would never have put it off for as long as I did.

Popular reviews

  • No Hard Feelings

    No Hard Feelings


    Ok but when is Maneater (Andrew Barth Feldman’s version) dropping on Spotify?

  • Fall



    Could’ve been an automatic five stars if when they zoomed in on the RV, Walter and Jesse walked out