pirates of the caribbean is the peak cultural item humanity has ever produced <3

Favorite films

  • Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
  • The Tree of Life
  • Pan's Labyrinth
  • Blade Runner

Recent activity

  • Maelström


  • Nimic


  • Play It Safe


  • The Harder They Fall


Recent reviews

  • Maelström



    this film has the best narrator in any film, ever. it’s not even close…

    intriguing dark comedy by villeneuve, not to say too much but parallels to incendies in terms of the focus on interpersonal relationships 

    loved the song choices too

  • Nimic



    short and sweet -
    by sweet i mean unsettling. 

    loved the concept and the music !

Popular reviews

  • Fracture



    a few points 
    • i can’t believe frank gehry built a bilbao guggenheim in los angeles what a corporate hack 
    • “my dick has evidence”    ?!??!??wtf
    • why was rosamund pike inviting her not-quite employee round for thanksgiving dinner after meeting him like twice
    • what on earth was goslings accent 
    • i think i would have preferred watching the marble runs for two hours

  • Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings

    Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    good fun!  

    - the bus scene was sick ngl
    - liked the wire work fights, nodding to classics like crouching tiger. it’s a shame they were so clouded by cgi, parts felt so cartoony 
    - tony leung was fantastic, defo brought depth to his role. (there’s a scene where he wears a double breasted jacket and it looks incredible 
    - not sure why there were pokemon but what ya gonna do 
    - some of the writing was cringey 
    - any film with a dragon in is probably worth watching
    - destin daniel cretton directed one of my fav films ever so that’s cool! 
    - nice story