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  • Unbreakable

    Unbreakable

    ★★★★

    I've never seen a kangaroo, but I am aware of the existence of kangaroos. I even know some basic facts about kangaroos. I can separate this knowledge of the animal from my lack of experience with it. People who have seen kangaroos in person multiple times might not remember the exact number, but people who have never seen a kangaroo know it immediately.

    My point is, Bruce Willis didn't need to ask his boss how many sick days he's taken…

  • The Wild Bunch

    The Wild Bunch

    ★★★★

    Spinoff idea: The Wild Brunch.

    Ten men go out to eat. The restaurant is out of eggs. Everybody dies.

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  • The Mule

    The Mule

    ★★

    One more mule and Sister Sara will be all set.


    This should have resonated more than it did. My grandmother snuck into so many movies because no one suspected an octogenarian of willfully breaking the law.

  • Destroyer

    Destroyer

    ★★½

    A few solid performances (Nicole Kidman and Bradley Whitford) can’t cover a story that’s been retold so many times I’m too numb to care that this one features a woman.  

    For what it’s worth I wouldn’t recommend a male-centered version of this movie either.

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  • The Witch

    The Witch

    ★★★½

    Just another piece of anti-goat propaganda perpetuated by Hollywood.

    VVhen vvill it stop?

  • Collateral Beauty

    Collateral Beauty

    It's shocking – absolutely shocking – that of the movies in which Will Smith shoehorned his son Jaden, this movie, one requiring a YOUNGER VERSION OF WILL SMITH, wasn't one of them.