Sometimes jokey, sometimes sincere, always thinking about what happened in Celine's apartment and drinking TCM wine in a bacchanalian frenzy

Favorite films

  • Before Sunset
  • Little Women
  • Jurassic Park
  • Scream

Recent activity

  • All Quiet on the Western Front


  • Strike!


  • The Room


  • How Green Was My Valley


Pinned reviews

  • The Feels

    The Feels


    We all need a lesbian like Helen who gives people weed when they're at an emotional low point.

  • Jenny's Wedding

    Jenny's Wedding


    Do you guys have any straight friends who are supportive and say they're allies, but kinda cringe a bit when you talk about someone that you're interested in or issues you face as someone that isn't Cis/het? That person made this film.

Recent reviews

  • Strike!



    Kirsten Dunst high school films simply Do Not Miss! And this may be the biggest bullseye of them all. This was an absolutely hilarious film that has such a pointed critique of sexual double standards and the various forms of small and also severe forms of sexual harassment and assault girls are subjected to. Additionally, there is such a strong commentary on the expression of patriarchy in terms of how the institutions themselves reward and reproduce themselves from the same…

  • Skinamarink



    Just an absolutely unrelenting and unnerving experience that, if nothing else, had me engaged for the entire. Maybe this is too on the nose, but for a very pared down horror film it cuts to some of the core attributes of the horror experience and plays with those dynamics to deliver something very unique. For both the characters and the audience, it was clever how any chance of escape was denied as windows and doors and even toilets poof out…

Popular reviews

  • Honor Society

    Honor Society


    The real question I need answered is what person had a Chad x Ryan High School Musical fanfic burning in their drafts that they needed to let out into the world

  • Real Women Have Curves

    Real Women Have Curves


    A complicated story about womanhood and our relationship with our bodies and sexuality framed against an inter-generational cultural conflict between mother and daughter? You know I am going to love it.