Favorite films

  • Love, Simon
  • The Way Way Back
  • Halloween
  • Toy Story

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  • Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings

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  • Re-Animator

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  • Never Sleep Again: The Elm Street Legacy

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  • In the Mouth of Madness

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  • Pledge Night

    Pledge Night

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    My Spooktober Challenge 2021

    Watch a 90s Slasher movie

    And I thought ANOES 2: Freddy's Revenge had the most gay undertones in a slasher film... but the atrocity that is Pledge Night certainly gives it a run for its money. Unfortunately, it is an awful film.

    Released in 1990, filmed in 1988, and feels like it's straight out of 1981 with its low budget and camera work and (way too often) inaudible dialogue due to really bad music choices. This…

  • The Mutilator

    The Mutilator

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    My Spooktober Challenge 2021

    Watch a Slasher film from the 80s that you have never seen

    May I just say, why did it take me until my near 29th birthday to even hear about the existence of this absolutely fantastic film?
    This is easily one of the greatest 80s Slasher films that I have ever seen, because despite being really awful in many ways - it never stops being extremely entertaining (and often hilarious).

    I want to get drunk and…

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  • Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings

    Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings

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    Definitely some of my favourite fight sequences from a film in the MCU. Choreography is outstanding. It's enjoyable from start to finish, and I really enjoyed that scene on the scaffolding. Holy shit yes I did.

    Oh, and everyone in this film is stupidly sexy

  • Re-Animator

    Re-Animator

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    My Spooktober Challenge 2021

    Watch a Body Horror film

    More campy than I had anticipated, and weirder/funnier than the VHS cover had me believing in the video store growing up.
    The gore though is over the top goodness and honestly I don't even know what to say cause this film is weird as fuck.

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  • Space Jam: A New Legacy

    Space Jam: A New Legacy

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    The first half is good but didn't have me fully sold (a comfortable 3 stars), but the second half won me over with a million style points. This was a hell of a lot of fun and you'll be struggling not to be grinning and laughing along!

    So many Easter eggs. So much nostalgia! A huge reminder of how fun Looney Tunes are!

  • Def by Temptation

    Def by Temptation

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    My Spooktober Challenge 2021

    Watch a Horror film that is written and/or directed by a Black filmmaker

    A constant mix of erotic, nightmarish absurdity, Def By Temptation takes on the story of a sexy Succubus in NYC in 1990 and it really doesn't disappoint.

    The low budget this film had is an easy way to let some of the poor editing slide, and also some questionable performances. But Goddamit if I didn't love the Succubus just taking out them awful…