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  • Killer Klowns from Outer Space

    Killer Klowns from Outer Space


    "Nobody stores cotton candy like this!"

    Watched for Hooptober Se7en, film 22/33. Several cars' worth of teens are necking at a make-out point (as they were wont to do into the late 80s, I guess). This spot is so popular that a pair of ice cream truck drivers make it a regular stop to solicit business. Its pretty wild that this lovers' lane doesn't get busted, but when we meet the town's police their ineptitude speaks volumes.

    While taking a…

  • Night of the Living Dead

    Night of the Living Dead


    Watched for Hooptober Se7en, film 05/33. "This is something that nobody has ever heard about and nobody has ever seen before." Having your character say this in a remake is too on the nose, but behold! Romeo, Savini, and co. were right. A really good redo!

    Barbara is new and improved and Tony Todd can't be denied. The updates from the original are smart and the coda is a nice touch (what Savini calls "a bit of a sequel at…

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  • Joker



    Imagine Todd Phillips smearing the white grease paint onto his face while he stares in the mirror. You know he actually did it at some point, right?

    Cinematography: ★★★★
    Acting: ★★★½
    Editing: ★★★
    Costumes: ★★★
    Prod. Design: ★★★
    Score: ★★½
    Directing: ★★
    Soundtrack: ★
    Screenplay: ½

    Edit: did anyone else take issue with using a (convicted pedophile) Gary Glitter song as Joker's "triumphant" emergence?

  • House



    It's like a horror movie. That's out of date.

    It's unscientific, unexplainable, unnatural, unreasonable. It doesn't make sense.