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  • Top Gun: Maverick
  • Pride & Prejudice
  • Hereditary
  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire

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  • The Menu

    ★★★★★

  • Top Gun: Maverick

    ★★★★★

  • Aftersun

    ★★★★

  • Twilight

    ★★★★★

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  • Star Wars: The Force Awakens

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens

    ★★★★½

    me: poe dameron is the reason i became a pilot
    my sister: YOU LITERALLY BECAME A PILOT WAY BEFORE YOU KNEW ANYTHING ABOUT HIM OR EVEN LIKED STAR WARS
    me: i knew it in my heart

  • Top Gun: Maverick

    Top Gun: Maverick

    ★★★★★

    rooster: hangman, you look...... good
    hangman: well, i am good rooster, i'm very good, in fact, i am too good to be true
    me: KISS EACH OTHER ON THE MOUTH

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  • The Menu

    The Menu

    ★★★★★

    i would go through all of that and more for a cheeseburger

  • Top Gun: Maverick

    Top Gun: Maverick

    ★★★★★

    i've seen this film more times in the past few months than the amount of times i've seen my father in the past 10 years

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  • Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2

    Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2

    ★★★★½

    voldemort: harry potter is dead! 
    harry: stop telling people that i’m dead
    voldemort: sometimes i can still hear his voice...

  • Thor: Ragnarok

    Thor: Ragnarok

    ★★★★★

    i can’t believe someone deadass had to sit and animate hulk’s bare ass