• The Marvels

    The Marvels

    ★★★★½

    carol in kamala's room would be the equivalent of glen powell in me and my bestie's psych ward room

  • Lessons in Chemistry

    Lessons in Chemistry

    ★★★★½

    i'd also be getting over calvin evans my whole life

  • The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes

    The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes

    ★★★★½

    i need lucky flickerman to follow me around and run a commentary of my life 24/7

  • The Marvels

    The Marvels

    ★★★★½

    "aunt carol" that's literally her second mom but go off

  • Top Gun: Maverick

    Top Gun: Maverick

    ★★★★★

    this past year has been me going through everyday life w a huge imaginary "do it for him" poster filled w various-sized pictures of jake "hangman" seresin

  • Taylor Swift: The Eras Tour

    Taylor Swift: The Eras Tour

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    some overheard comments
    during all too well: *gasps of horror* "did she just say that song was 10 minutes!?"
    during betty: "this song is also 10 minutes long"
    it was my mom

  • Red, White & Royal Blue

    Red, White & Royal Blue

    ★★★★½

    alex 🤝🏼 me
    annoying bisexuals who's last name's diaz

  • Saw X

    Saw X

    ★★★★½

    rest in piece john kramer, you would've loved mastermind by taylor swift

  • Taylor Swift: The Eras Tour

    Taylor Swift: The Eras Tour

    ★★★★★

    nothing will ever compare to the fact that i got to experience this from the second row (and then again two days later from the nosebleeds and getting yoyok) HOWEVER. this is infinitely times better than a grainy tiktok live i'll say that much

  • Bottoms

    Bottoms

    ★★★★

    having my nose broken by ayo edebiri sounds so incredibly appealing right now

  • Top Gun: Maverick

    Top Gun: Maverick

    ★★★★★

    u ever have a picture of u and ur ex best boyenemy turned lover (idk i've never seen the original) w a nostalgic b&w filter blown up at ur place of employment AND at ur home or are u normal

  • Red, White & Royal Blue

    Red, White & Royal Blue

    ★★★★

    i want to wear his initial on a ring around my thumb not because he owns me because he really knows me