• Aftersun

    Aftersun

    ★★★★

    *grips the sink while staring at the mirror* i do NOT have daddy issues

  • Twilight

    Twilight

    ★★★★★

    getting to rewatch this in theaters with the person i watched it with for the very first time AND hearing decode AND!!! i caught myself live all in one weekend? these were the best couple of days of my life i'm killing myself tomorrow

  • The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

    The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

    ★★★★

    rosalie wearing a wedding gown to kill her scumbag fiancé. that's exactly what taylor swift meant when she said "lately i've been dressing for revenge"

  • Black Panther: Wakanda Forever

    Black Panther: Wakanda Forever

    ★★★★

    nakia: *speaks several languages fluently*
    me: didn't mean to moan like that my bad

  • Top Gun: Maverick

    Top Gun: Maverick

    ★★★★★

    all rise for the national anthem *top gun main theme starts playing*

  • Black Panther: Wakanda Forever

    Black Panther: Wakanda Forever

    ★★★★

    i too would protect riri williams with my life

  • Red Wing

    Red Wing

    ½

    i was not gonna review this but i need to do it for my future self and her alone. cowboy glen powell is NOT worth it. don't let your shitty memory trick you into rewatching this ever. i mean it. thank you and you're very welcome

  • Set It Up

    Set It Up

    ★★★★★

    glen powell has a gorgeous girlfriend, seems like a genuinely good person and is way out of my league. AND YET. he is my one true love

  • Top Gun: Maverick

    Top Gun: Maverick

    ★★★★★

    taylor swift saying the greatest films of all time were never made in 2020 makes sense because she hadn't seen top gun: maverick, 2022 yet

  • Halloween Ends

    Halloween Ends

    ★★

    MICHAEL MYERS PENNYWISE ROOMMATES!?

  • Top Gun: Maverick

    Top Gun: Maverick

    ★★★★★

    the "why are they dead? don't tell me, tell it to their family" bit hits harder when you consider mav had to tell goose's family about his death

  • She-Hulk: Attorney at Law

    She-Hulk: Attorney at Law

    ★★★★½

    jen walters please squish me like i'm a little bug