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  • Call Me by Your Name

    Call Me by Your Name

    ★★★★★

    ideas for a sequel!!!!!!!!!!

    1. wait 10 years and then get the original cast back together like Before Sunset. let them age naturally. wait til we crave a sequel so much we have given up entirely

    2. don’t do it

  • Us

    Us

    ★★★★½

    ...so red jumpsuits are officially OUT for spring 2019! h&m stock bout to PLUMMET!

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  • Avengers: Infinity War

    Avengers: Infinity War

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    if any of you marvel bitches make me watch tom holland cry ever again im gonna lose my damn mind

  • Green Book

    Green Book

    here are my thoughts while they’re fresh in my mind:

    two of the most successful films of the night, bohemian rhapsody and green book, were directed by sexual predators, so i guess #metoo had an expiration date!

    the green book acceptance speech was incredibly telling of where their values lie (VIGGO! LETS FOCUS ON VIGGO!) despite mahershala winning his second oscar in 2 years, not to mention they completely forgot to thank the real don shirley

    the most egregious part…