Kingsman: The Secret Service ★★★★

last night i had a weird dream where i was inexplicably like eight months pregnant and i've been thinking about the concept of pregnancy all day today because (hear me out) isn't it so bizarre that i could grow an actual fetus inside my body and my stomach would expand and holy shit the baby could kick and i'd feel it moving around and everyone would just be like "oh she's pregnant" without giving it a second thought as if it isn't so incredibly strange that there's a tiny human being growing inside of my body? anyways i want taron egerton to put a baby in me

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