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official lifetime movie ranking - in progress

9 films

dark hallmark channel give me your 90 minute trainwrecks for i judge a movie not with my brain but with…

  • The Derby Stallion
  • High School Musical
  • Hairspray
  • High School Musical 2
  • High School Musical 3: Senior Year

zac movie marathon

24 films

we’ve vetoed the lorax

  • 12 Angry Men
  • 1917
  • The Age of Innocence
  • All the President's Men
  • Arrival

good movies with no sex scenes to watch with your parents

116 films

spare your quarantine of one awkward silence until the next time youre alone in a conversation with your father

  • Uncut Gems
  • Parasite
  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire
  • Light of My Life
  • Downton Abbey

2019 releases ranked

34 films

I finally saw parasite

  • Support the Girls
  • Bandstand: The Broadway Musical
  • Billy Elliot: The Musical
  • Brokeback Mountain
  • Company
  • Everybody's Talking About Jamie

my favorite proshots babey! live productions filmed onstage

27 films

for those of us who are too impatient for bootlegs but too poor for $500 tickets! a lot of these…

  • A Ghost Story
  • Ain't Them Bodies Saints
  • August: Osage County
  • Blood Simple
  • Bonnie and Clyde

texas gothic

30 films

*not all take place in tx but they do capture its essence. please do not ask me to describe said…

  • The Adjustment Bureau
  • After Earth
  • All the Money in the World
  • American Made
  • Arrival
  • A Star Is Born
  • Beautiful Boy
  • Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)
  • Bohemian Rhapsody
  • Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1
  • A Tale of Two Sisters
  • Annihilation
  • Black Swan
  • C.H.U.D.
  • Coherence
  • Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
  • The Legend of Tarzan
  • A Man Called Ove
  • Arn - The Full Story
  • Border
  • Cries and Whispers
  • Don't Ever Wipe Tears Without Gloves

Essential Sweden

39 films

i'm trying to learn swedish. it's hard. so if you know of any good movies set in sweden or made…