• Fight Club

    Fight Club

    ★★★★★

    literally me

  • Forgetting Sarah Marshall

    Forgetting Sarah Marshall

    ½

    i'm never getting the 1h 51min back i wasted watching this unfunny penis cringe

  • Gäste zum Essen

    Gäste zum Essen

    we live in a society

  • Barbie Epic Road Trip

    Barbie Epic Road Trip

    there can only be one life in the dreamhouse the amaze chase

  • Barbie

    Barbie

    ★★★★★

    and... oh, I got to tell you, it was perfect. perfect. everything, down to the last minute details.

  • Cemetery Man

    Cemetery Man

    ★★★★½

    taxi driver but even better

  • The Perfect Secret

    The Perfect Secret

    me: can we have fack ju göhte 4?
    mom: we have fack ju göhte 4 at home.
    fack ju göhte 4 at home:

  • Barbie and the Rockers: Out of This World

    Barbie and the Rockers: Out of This World

    ★★★

    they're hot, they're rocking and they're bringing us world peace what else do we need?

  • The Kangaroo Chronicles

    The Kangaroo Chronicles

    ★★½

    ich bims das känguru.

  • Freaky Friday

    Freaky Friday

    ★★★★★

    i'm old!
    i beg your pardon!
    oh i'm like the cryptkeeper!

    how is this masterpiece 20 years old?

  • John Wick: Chapter 4

    John Wick: Chapter 4

    ★★★★★

    don't ever hurt the dogs

  • Keeping the Faith

    Keeping the Faith

    ★★½

    edward norton in 1999 was like: fight club
    and then in 2000 do the opposite of fight club