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  • The Batman

    The Batman 2022

    ★★★½ Watched 21 Mar 2022 2

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    the scene in their madison square garden where batman is hanging off the edge of the floating screens reminded me of battle for bikini bottoms final boss, so I started playing that in my head. and that was my favorite part of the movie :0)

  • Little Shop of Horrors

    Little Shop of Horrors 1986

    ★★★★★ Rewatched 17 Aug 2021 1

    name a movie where everyone is trans

  • Darkman

    Darkman 1990

    ★★★★ Watched 27 Mar 2020

    ladies if your man is disfigured, can’t feel pain, and uses synthetic skin to disguise himself, I’m sorry but that’s not your man.. that’s darkman

  • Garlic Is as Good as Ten Mothers

    Garlic Is as Good as Ten Mothers 1980

    ★★★★ Watched 14 Mar 2020

    these little piggies say “oink oink oink”
    (more garlic milk)
    these little piggies say “when you’re dead, you’re done. long live the living!”

  • Time Piece

    Time Piece 1965

    ★★★★★ Watched 09 Jan 2020

    SEX
           DAMN!

  • The Irishman

    The Irishman 2019

    ★★★★½ Watched 22 Oct 2019 1

    I sat through all 209 minutes of the Irishman without leaving to go pee and all I got was this stupid t shirt

  • The Nightingale

    The Nightingale 2018

    ★★★★½ Watched 07 Aug 2019 2

    “what’s wrong, soldier boy? did your mommy not love you?”

  • The Grandmother

    The Grandmother 1970

    ★★★★ Watched 07 Jul 2019 11

    I hate david lynch, what the fuck is “a young boy plants some strange seeds and they grow into a grandmother” ??? bitch im gonna kill you

  • The Muppets

    The Muppets 2011

    ★★★★ Watched 04 Jul 2019 3

    i like the gag with the last two numbers in the donation turning into cents because that implies the first family that called donated a quarter

  • Good Omens

    Good Omens 2019

    ★★★★½ Watched 14 Jun 2019 2

    me: :(
    aziraphale: :)
    me: :)

  • For Here

    For Here 2019

    ★★★★ Watched 31 May 2019

    I GUESS WE CAN STAY A WHILE
    WEOW

  • Rocketman

    Rocketman 2019

    ★★★★ Watched 30 May 2019 10

    this is the second time elton john has saved the movie musical genre (the first being moulin rouge) and i have to say I’m optimistic about this new renaissance