Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Van Helsing 2004

  ★★★★ Rewatched 05 Aug 2022 14

  Fuck it. This is a 4 star movie and I'm tired of pretending it's not.

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  Eragon 2006

  ★★ Rewatched 05 Aug 2022 10

  Please dont fuck it up this time.
  Please dont fuck it up this time.
  Please dont fuck it up this time.
  PLEASE. DON'T. FUCK. IT. UP. THIS. TIME.

Recent reviews

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  Leo 2023

  ★★★ Watched 21 Nov 2023 3

  Netflix: Adam Sandler is a lizard-
  Me: Say no more.
  Adam Sandler Ranked
  Animated Movies Ranked
  6/10

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  Say Anything... 1989

  ★★★½ Watched 18 Nov 2023 2

  He did it! He did the thing! He did the Deadpool 2 boombox thing.

Popular reviews

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  Dune 2021

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 09 Oct 2021 63

  Anakin's favourite movie.

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  The Perks of Being a Wallflower 2012

  ★★★★ Watched 22 Aug 2021 112

  The world needs more Ezra Miller.
  Edit: I'm sorry.