agabolak has written 35 reviews for films during 2017.

  • Call Me by Your Name

    Call Me by Your Name


    the man from uncle is still my favorite gay armie hammer movie

  • The Beguiled

    The Beguiled


    genderbent snow white and the seven dwarves

  • Thor: Ragnarok

    Thor: Ragnarok


    thor ragnarok was good!!! but thor got a haircut so he can sit down butttttt tommy hiddlystony and cate blanchett can both tear my titties off!!!!

  • The World of Kanako

    The World of Kanako


    [screams in japanese]
    hori shit!!!!!!!!!!

  • The Love Witch

    The Love Witch


    thank you elaine for teaching me how to Love

  • Tokyo!



    it went from good (gondry) to crazy (carax) to [sniffs] touching (bong)!!!!
    also, i watched this in japanese with no subtitles and tbh i had a harder time understanding what was going on in the second story, thanks carax

  • A Ghost Story

    A Ghost Story


    i just wanna know what pie rooney mara was eating and what the note said

  • I Saw the Devil

    I Saw the Devil


    spoiler!!!!!!!!! alert!!!!!
    despite all the graphic scenes i only lost it when he shoved the tracing device he pooped out into someone else's mouth!!!!!!

  • Death Note

    Death Note


    white culture is detention, prom, and shitting on nice ass movies

  • 20th Century Women

    20th Century Women


    5 stars for greta gerwig ending sexism

  • Tangerine



    this was shot with an iphone 5s?!!!! bitch!!!! the fuckkkk

  • Fear & Shame

    Fear & Shame


    i didn't know he could act