Two Night Stand ★★½

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

This review may contain spoilers.

It should have been obvious from his apartment aesthetic that he has a girlfriend. No straight, single man's apartment looks that cute.

Decor aside, this cheap romcom plays everything safe. It is a deeply unremarkable movie. The dialogue, the premise, the plot, the big twists. Even the one sex scene was... expository? An infomercial? 100% tell-dont-show? Weird also that Miles Teller can be such a phenomenal young-20's-boyish-hokey-loner character in Whiplash but such an awful one here. There were some badly overacted scenes in Two Night Stand, from both the leads.

Oh well.