agamboi has written 6 reviews for films rated ½ .

  • Movie 43

    Movie 43

    ½

    Made it to 18:57.

  • A Supa Special Wakaliwood Event for All True/False Commandos

    A Supa Special Wakaliwood Event for All True/False Commandos

    ½

    T/F 2020

    What happens when terrible filmmaking becomes a genre expectation? What happens when being so bad, you're good, make you so good, you're good? This question plagues the reviews of movies like Sharknado 6 and The Room. We almost want to love it more just for the subversive power on display. This guy has the balls to break that basic of a rule? Power to him.

    Well, friends, this film raises to an unprecedented level the tension between genre…

  • Cats

    Cats

    ½

    Made it to 27:34.

  • Suicide Squad

    Suicide Squad

    ½

    Not even worth watching as a joke.

  • Loqueesha

    Loqueesha

    ½

    Got a headache after 45 minutes and turned it off. Utter trash devoid of any possible redemptive value.

    There is a bar scene at the 16 minute mark with a drunk man which is, in sum total, the worst acting I have ever seen. Worth watching for that alone.

    If movies like Loqueesha can be made, why haven't I made a film yet?

  • Sharknado

    Sharknado

    ½

    Consider it pure joy my brothers and sisters whenever you face trials of many kinds, because you know that the testing of your faith produces perseverance. Let perseverance finish its work, therefore, so that you may be mature and complete, lacking in nothing. James 1:2-3.