Alex has written 18 reviews for films rated .
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The Blair Witch Project 1999
i’m sorry but when the credits rolled my niece and i both went “WHAT??????? HUH???????”
but i did like it, i like the “you’ll never know” aspect
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Single All the Way 2021
YOU KNOW WHAT I ENJOYED THIS, it was FUN and i LAUGHED and the romance was actually kinda slay
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Shiva Baby 2020
i liked it! but i think i am also the complete opposite of dani so i didn’t really relate to it, ya know
also i love kids and i even i was like “someone euthanize this fucking child already please”
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Red, White & Royal Blue 2023
it was good, funny and exactly what i expected
my critique? the movie should have cut some things from the beginning and added more to the end - the end felt rushed and unfinished. there was also some strange framing and directorial choices. there was just so much left unresolved that it was almost frustrating.
idk , maybe i’ll make this more clear later but for now these are my thoughts
(the soundtrack slaps tho)
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The Terminator 1984
the whole movie can be wrapped up in:
boom boom, i’ll be back, boom bang, i fucked his mom now i’m his dad, boom bang, there’s a storm coming, bad mountain cgiidk dog - the 80s were weird sometimes
also sarah was so sick for saying they were together for a few hours but loved each other for a lifetime - girl you got dicked down ONE TIME
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Catch Me If You Can 2002
You're not LUTHERAN?
It is an objectively good movie. Did I like it? well......
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Sleepaway Camp 1983
I don't even know how to start this review. I liked it, but it definitely is not without many, many, many flaws.
I really enjoyed the motif of the hands, but I WISH it was utilized more. Like if you are going to do it, then COMMIT COMMIT COMMIT. I feel like that was my biggest fault in the movie, I don't feel like it leaned ENOUGH into what it should have. There was some GRUESOME killing, but it also…
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Home of the Brave 1949
I enjoyed this movie. I watched it for an American Noir class and although it is not a typical noir film per se, but if you look through the war film attributes, a lot of the noir aspects can be transferred to this. It has the black and white aesthetic (though not as dark), it delves into psychology and people making tough choices, and it discusses a social issue of its contemporary America.
It's tackling a hard topic at a…