Alex has written 16 reviews for films rated .
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Dune: Part Two 2024
it wasn’t for ME!! and that’s okay!! but to me it was a snooze fest for the first 2 hours and very nice and exciting for the last 45 minutes!! the visuals and score were good, but like… the exact same as the first movie so idk. it just fell flat to me.
also bring back sub-2 hour movies! besties with adhd (read: me) struggle when you have an almost 3 hour movie with nothing happening for the first 2…
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Dicks: The Musical 2023
it was silly and goofy but the only two songs that are "would listen to again"s are Megan Thee Stallions number and "I'm lonely"
fav quote:
"You have long hair like a girl"
"you have short hair like a lesbian girl" -
Pet Sematary 2019
hey stephen king! what the fuck!
(edit: the people are saying this is a bad adaptation of the book- so stephen you might’ve gotten away with this one but i’m coming for you)
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May December 2023
the girlies aren’t gonna like my thoughts on this one.
tbh i wasn’t a big fan- but to the movies credit i am not a drama watcher at all. they bore me already, and this one definitely continued to do just that.
dramas always try and reinvent a wheel (again, JUST MY OPINION), and i felt like this one tried to do the same thing. like this movie didn’t make me think of anything, like it just felt dull and…
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Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street 2007
helena bonham carter sure was in this movie! *derogatory* *not clickbate*
sign my petition to have every james corden role recasted as sacha baron cohen
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The Matrix 1999
hear me out okay:
neo is basically a disney princess if you think about his story arc
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The Conjuring 2013
was the cohesive plot in the room with us? because i didn’t see it! the last act was good, but the plot and first act was considerably meh
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Oppenheimer 2023
a movie made by and for men :)
did not pass the bechdel test, in 2023, it didn’t even come close. BUT it did have an uncomfortable amount of time subjected to a woman being unnecessarily bare while her male counterpart is not.
also shout out emily blunts mic pack that you could see near the end!
was it graphically well done? yes, it’s a nolan movie with stunning graphics. was it cohesive? was it gripping? did it need to…
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Final Destination 2000
“you don’t even want to fuck with that mack daddy”
- an actual real quote from this moviei am the definition of i have no words. this movie is crazy and i don’t know if it’s in a good or bad way this all i could give it was the most middling rating because that’s how i feel right now. genuinely between the bad dialogue and insane visual effects i don’t know how to feel.