Alex has written 14 reviews for films rated .
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The Blackening 2022
LISTEN- it was funny as hell and multiple times had me saying “what the FUCK” which is all i can ask for in a horror movie
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Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2009
sometimes fatphobia IS funny
(maeve and i at the same time at the same part in the movie)
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Totally Killer 2023
why’d this movie high key slay so hard???
also olivia holt if ur reading this, my very gay crush on you has in fact not gone away since kickin it and hmu anytime
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You Are So Not Invited to My Bat Mitzvah 2023
this was such a good representation of how shitty teenage girls are and how stupid teenage boys are
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Double Indemnity 1944
The most fatale of all femme fatales, and boy does she look good doing it.
The only reason this gets 4.5 stars and not 5 is because I read the book first and it’s a 5 star book. The movie is GREAT, don’t get me wrong - but the 40s would not have been ready for the power of book Phyllis, she has an even greater body count and I love her <3
It is a wonderful movie though, Stanwyck…
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Star Wars 1977
THIS WAS SO GOOD - I GET IT NOW
I will not lie, this was my first time ever watching this movie, but I thoroughly enjoyed it. The WWII allegory is very well thought out and I enjoyed it.
My favorite part was how surprisingly funny this movie was. I was not aware just how funny it was - especially C-3PO <3
This was a good pick for a lazy Sunday evening, and I enjoyed it a lot :)
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Beau Is Afraid 2023
I’m gonna say it. I liked it a lot.
As someone with chronic anxiety and mother issues this movie really looked into my psyche and said “what if you are the bad person”. Did I think the last 30 minutes were a fever dream? Yes. Did I love every second? also yes.
The (anti)hero’s journey is reimagined in this film with some stand out acting (Kylie Rogers’ Toni was a personal fav), sound design, and set production. The whole play sequence…
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Rosemary's Baby 1968
I liked this one a lot. It wasn’t as scary as my normal cup of horror tea, and it started off SLOOOOW, but it kept me entertained the whole time. Mia Farrow’s acting in this is first class and so good. The movie showcases the horror of suburban living and boy oh boy is it terrifying.