Letterboxd — Your life in film

At least it was only 90 minutes.

Would be a lot better if Keanu's performance wasn't that flaccid.

Shits the bed and then some. Everybody involved in this production should be thoroughly ashamed of themselves.

There's a fine line between camp and kitsch and this movie never teeters towards the latter. Even potentially silly moments like a slow-mo shot of the female protagonist getting slapped look earnest in the hands of Prime-Woo.

Side note: What the fuck is going on with Van Damme's hair?

Once more in Imax before it permanently leaves theaters.

...better than the first one?

1 star for the opening sequence.

Half a star for Chow Yun Fat.

Minus 3+1/2 stars for being the cinematic equivalent of a prostate exam.

Lam Nai Choi was the second unit director of this movie and it shows.

This movie only really works if you watch it after Ed Wood, but I'll take this any day over any post Sweeney Todd Burton movie.

This is the first Jodorowsky film I've seen that I haven't gotten bored of halfway through so it must mean something I guess.

Side note: Chris Doyle actually gave a shit and it shows.

Amnesia dust scene lowkey mvp

As good as a feature length Goosebumps could be. Maybe I'd like this more if I was a kid or if I actually liked Goosebumps.