Favorite films

  • Moulin Rouge!
  • What We Do in the Shadows
  • Scream
  • Pump Up the Volume

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  • Selena Gomez: My Mind & Me

  • Elvis

    ★★★★½

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ★★★★★

  • Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery

    ★★★

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  • Elvis

    Elvis

    ★★★★½

    Made me sob and I didn’t even like Elvis. Four and half cause of tom hanks I love you bud but ugh

  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

    The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

    ½

    Just so much screaming like too much inbetween completely nonsensical shots.
    Also grandpa’s a vampire? Like actually?

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  • St. Elmo's Fire

    St. Elmo's Fire

    ½

    Let me save you a watch. The two lessons are:

    1) “hey man you can’t keep sleeping around and sexually assaulting women, we’re adults now we don’t do that shit anymore” (uhh well you shouldn’t have been doing that shit ever buddy)
    2) and “don’t worry being a shit person is part of going through the phases of life” (uhh no being that shitty of a person is not part of life go get help)

    If you don’t see the issues with those please get help.

    Oh! And apparently stalking as a side plot totally works as the comic relief! Wow!

  • The Untouchables

    The Untouchables

    ★★★½

    “The whole shebang”