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  Elvis 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched 20 Jan 2023

  Made me sob and I didn’t even like Elvis. Four and half cause of tom hanks I love you bud but ugh

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  The Texas Chain Saw Massacre 1974

  ½ Watched 19 Oct 2022

  Just so much screaming like too much inbetween completely nonsensical shots.
  Also grandpa’s a vampire? Like actually?

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  St. Elmo's Fire 1985

  ½ Watched 11 Mar 2021 1

  Let me save you a watch. The two lessons are:

  1) “hey man you can’t keep sleeping around and sexually assaulting women, we’re adults now we don’t do that shit anymore” (uhh well you shouldn’t have been doing that shit ever buddy)
  2) and “don’t worry being a shit person is part of going through the phases of life” (uhh no being that shitty of a person is not part of life go get help)

  If you don’t see the issues with those please get help.

  Oh! And apparently stalking as a side plot totally works as the comic relief! Wow!

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  The Untouchables 1987

  ★★★½ Watched 25 Feb 2021 1

  “The whole shebang”