• Beast



    Going to a safari tour? Here’s a list of essentials you need to bring to remain safe:
    1. First-aid kit
    2. Water, but in the smallest bottle possible so if something goes wrong you’ll die of dehydration
    3. Kanken backpack 
    4. Bottle of vodka in case you need to sterilize wounds
    5. Film camera
    6. Application form to become a member of a lion’s pride in case a big ass lion attacks you
    7. Idris Elba because he can tank a lion attack for you

  • Nope



    the way my hands are still freezing 20 minutes after the ending showed how terrifyingly scary it is when fermi’s paradox is finally answered

    holy shit i love it so much i need to watch it again

  • Thor: Love and Thunder

    Thor: Love and Thunder


    watched for chris hemsworth’s uncensored ass cheeks, stayed for the emotional rollercoaster that is the movie’s climax. christian bale was absolutely insane for this because i kinda rooted for his character for a bit. he really stole my attention and his character design god damn.

  • The Black Phone

    The Black Phone


    I really can’t get over the image of topless dad bod Ethan Hawke waiting to whip me with a belt and call me a naughty boy.

    Also, I just know Gwen would solo The Grabber if she was ever kidnapped.

  • Ratatouille



    Disney has the perfect opportunity to release the other multiverse’s Raccacoonie to celebrate Ratatouille’s 15th year of being released… and I’m patiently waiting. 

    Also rewatched because I need some background film while I do some work. Happy 15th anniversary to this wonderful Pixar classic and I still wonder if they can really top this film, like ever???

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once


    me before watching it in theaters: nothing matters… 😔😔😔😔
    me after watching it in theaters: nothing matters… isn’t that great 😁😁😁😁😁😁

    i literally can’t contain myself that the person at the back of my seat had to complain about my chaotic energy (next time we’ll seat at the back so i won’t disturb anyone i’m sorry). also sobbed so hard during the latter half of the film because it was more cathartic watching it in big screen like god damn.…

  • Minions: The Rise of Gru

    Minions: The Rise of Gru


    Everything Everywhere better move aside because this film is taking the bag for the best film of the year methinks. Kino material. 

    In all seriousness this was funnier than I expected it to be. The soundtrack is absolutely fire like Jack Antonoff didn’t have to go that hard. Also the amount of minion butt in this film is insane so trigger warning for those who will see this in theaters. Also watched in 3D and this is actually my first…

  • Elvis



    Not Tom Hanks gaslighting me on big screen that I killed Elvis Presley… God damn.

    I can’t feel bad about EP for hiring a literal stranger as his manager. That’s on him. Biopics like this makes me realize how shitty everyone in the Hollywood is and you can’t trust no one. I don’t really pity artists who get conned by their managers because they have the money to investigate literally every person they know but they chose to trust them instead…

  • Jujutsu Kaisen 0

    Jujutsu Kaisen 0


    finally seen it in cinemas!!! after 6 months of arduous waiting, my wish finally came through. jjk is one of the animes i’ve been obsessed since the latter half of last year and i’m just happy to see satoru gojo and suguru geto on screen

    there’s this lady who laughs harder than everybody else and she’s definitely a mood. also, there’s a guy 3 seats in front of me who’s using his phone every 5 minutes i swear the cinema staff should escort these people outside because it’s extremely distracting

  • Lightyear



    This Pixar film made me realize that all I need is an emotional support cat robot that will buy me 5 minutes whenever I need it. 

    Also the fact that there are less children in this film than in Jurassic World Dominion is so weird to me but anyways I enjoyed some peace and quiet (and the laughs) to myself in the theaters.

  • Jurassic World Dominion

    Jurassic World Dominion


    no one:
    absolutely no one:
    that one dinosaur:
              👁     👁
    💅         VVV    💅

    also -0.5 star because of that kid on our back who kept on asking loudly from start to finish. we were hoping that there are no kids during the 8:30pm schedule like jesus christ kids should be banned in cinemas after 7pm tbh let them sleep or sumn

  • RRR



    forgot to log but happy pride month to bheem and ram