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  • The History of the Seattle Mariners
  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • After Hours
  • A Charlie Brown Christmas

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  • Violent Night

    ★★★★★

  • The History of the Seattle Mariners

    ★★★★★

  • A Charlie Brown Christmas

    ★★★★★

  • A Charlie Brown Christmas

    ★★★★★

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  • Violent Night

    Violent Night

    ★★★★★

    A guy with a bitchface steals 300 million in cash, gets his finger eaten off, and his entire family fucked by a firing squad, and still gets the girl. Best sigma movie ever

  • The History of the Seattle Mariners

    The History of the Seattle Mariners

    ★★★★★

    Still the greatest piece of media ever created cry about it

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  • El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie

    El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie

    ★★★★★

    Ok first off I wanna note that this rating encompasses my feelings towards Breaking Bad as well, because there is no option for Breaking Bad on this damn site.

    Holy fucking shit.

    I don't think I have ever connected with, cared for, or been otherwise invested in a character as much as I was with Jesse Pinkman. In the first season and a half of the show, he is a often funny, relatable albeit sometimes one-note character that offsets Walters…

  • The Batman

    The Batman

    ★★★★

    Cum in me