• The Green Knight

    The Green Knight

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Joel Edgerton down horrendous


    8/2: ok hand up, I read up on the original poem and I may have misinterpreted that part. The *** scene had me trippin

  • Black Widow

    Black Widow

    ★★★

    No one tell Martin Scorsese this is the first movie I’ve seen in months










    Florence Pugh notice me pls

  • Seven Samurai

    Seven Samurai

    ★★★★★

    It takes a great movie to have such noticeable bald caps and extras clearly stabbing the ground because they didn’t have the resources possible to make k*lling someone look realistic not matter. The fact that none of this pulled me out of it even a little bit says all that needs to be said about this movie

    The 3 and a half hours of this movie felt quicker than the 2 and a half hours of most movies because each…

  • Nacho Libre

    Nacho Libre

    ★★★★★

    I was wondering if you would like to join me in my quarters this night,,,

    for some toast

  • Klaus

    Klaus

    ★★★★½

    The little girl riding her sled is the cutest thing I've ever seen

  • Tenet

    Tenet

    ★★★★

    The Robert Pattinsonaissance marches on

  • Spirited Away

    Spirited Away

    ★★★★★

    Finally watched after years of telling myself I needed to. I love Disney movies as much as the next person; this movie does what those could never do but I’m not smart enough to quantify what that means.

  • Airplane!

    Airplane!

    ★★★★½

    Didn’t actually watch the whole movie today but I’ve recently watched about 5 different videos of the best scenes to get a refresher so I feel qualified to drop a review

    This is a top 3 comedy for me. It’s basically just an hour and a half of dry puns and absurd visual/expectation subverting gags which is right up my alley. I don’t think a movie like this could work as well if made today with how on the nose…

  • The Death of Stalin

    The Death of Stalin

    ★★★★

    Steve Buscemi is a king