• Regular Show: The Movie

    Regular Show: The Movie

    ★★★★

    YOUR EYES STARING INTO MY EYES.
    WHO AM I BUT A GUY WITH TWO EYES ON THE PRIZE?
    AND THE PRIZE IN MY EYES IS 10 TIMES.
    THE SUPRISE IN YOUR EYES AS I KISS YOU GOODNIGHT.
    YOUR SMILE IS THE FIRE THAT ROCKS MY SOUL.
    GONNA REMEMBER IT UNTIL I GROW OLD.
    ‘CAUSE LIFE IS TOO SHORT WE GOTTA DO THINGS RIGHT.
    SO BABY LET’S JUST PARTY TONI-IGHT.
    BABY LET’S JUST PARTY TONI-IGHT.

    (guitar solo)

    WE’VE COME OUT OF…

  • Easter Sunday

    Easter Sunday

    As someone who’s Filipino, it’s wonderful to see fellow Filipino actors and actresses on the big screen. However, this was just so hard to watch. It sucks that every ethnicity has to go through this shit before studios will actually consider quality stuff. Look at me! I'm weird, my food is weird, and my culture is craaaazy!! Don't forget about my nutty accent!! This was just a win and a loss.

  • Lightyear

    Lightyear

    ★★

    I REFUSE to believe this is the movie that Andy watched as a kid and his action figure came from. This was supposed to be the movie Andy watched in the early to mid 90s, and what a missed opportunity Lightyear was by being made as a modern film and not a cool or even cheesy 80s/early 90s action film that Andy would’ve watched. 

    Especially when Toy Story already had a bit of an established Buzz Lightyear franchise and had…

  • Nope

    Nope

    ★★★

    My dumbass thought the chimp intro was one more trailer being thrown my way

  • Bonnie and Clyde

    Bonnie and Clyde

    ★★★

    So basically the moral of the story is to never stop to help Malcom

  • The Terminal

    The Terminal

    ★★★

    This was my favorite Burger King commercial

  • Before Midnight

    Before Midnight

    ★★★½

    RECOMMEND ME SHIT! #53

    It’s so easy to fall in love but to stay in love, that’s difficult

  • Before Sunset

    Before Sunset

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    RECOMMEND ME SHIT! #52

    This might be the most sad I’ve ever been when credits started rolling. I feel like I could have watched another two hours of this. This is such a heartbreaking movie. This tragic story about regret, and how one decision could change your whole life feels so real. It feels like even if somebody hasn’t gone through a similar situation they still have the same thoughts as these characters. I feel like I’m going for a…

  • Solo: A Star Wars Story

    Solo: A Star Wars Story

    ★★★

    When Chewbacca went in the shower with Han… I can’t imagine all the hair going down in that drain-

  • Before Sunrise

    Before Sunrise

    ★★★★★

    RECOMMEND ME SHIT! #51

    “I like to feel his eyes on me when I look away.”

  • Barb & Star Go to Vista Del Mar

    Barb & Star Go to Vista Del Mar

    ★★★★

    GOOD EVENING LADIES & GENTLEMEN I'M RICHARD CHEESE...

    AND WHAT I REALLY REALLY LOVE WHEN I LOOK AROUND THIS PLACE IS ALL THE SETS OF BOOBIES AND I WANT THEM IN MY FACE

    HELLO BOOBIES!

    I LOVE BOOBIES I LOVE GAZONGAS I LOVE KNOCKERS AND CHIMICHANGAS

    I LOVE MELONS AND BONS-BONS AND WINNEBAGOS I'LL TAKE A BIG CHEST OF SHIRT POTATOES

    'CAUSE I LOVE BOOBS THANK YOU!

  • Mamma Mia!

    Mamma Mia!

    ★★★½

    An ABBA singalong?? count me in!!