Favorite films

  • King Arthur: Legend of the Sword
  • Knives Out
  • Howl's Moving Castle
  • Hot Rod

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  • Guns Akimbo

    ½

  • Gone Girl

    ★★★★★

  • The Exorcist

    ★★★½

  • Silent Hill

    ★★

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  • Guns Akimbo

    Guns Akimbo

    Actively regret watching this movie. The lone jpeg of Daniel Radcliffe in his dressing gown with the guns is 1000 times funnier and better without the context of this tragic edgelord wet dream.

  • Gone Girl

    Gone Girl

    ★★★★★

    This film made me realise why every woman I know is obsessed with true crime podcasts. Love to solve a murderous mystery about a terrible married couple! Although this was fun precisely because it’s made up, do not want to think about shit like this being real. 

    And you gotta be careful with mini golf, it will unhinge even the best laid plans and most level heads.

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  • Crazy Rich Asians

    Crazy Rich Asians

    ★★★★

    Ed stole all my good jokes about Chekov’s flowers and Henry being an egg so just read his review. 

    Always love to watch a movie without any white people though. And turns out it’s nice to watch a rom com with your boyfriend?? Who knew??

  • I'm Thinking of Ending Things

    I'm Thinking of Ending Things

    ★½

    Such a strong start, made me feel so tense and uncomfortable but in a kind of delicious and intensely curious way, I really wanted to see where it was going. Thought it was going to do some cool shit about non-linear time or converging parallel realities and how we view the elderly as a society. 

    Then it just went off the rails but not in a fun way. It got weirder and more convoluted, oblique and performative. It stopped being…