Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  ariana grande: excuse me, i love you 2020

  Rewatched 09 Jun 2023

  Hardly revolutionary, and if you're not already a fan of Ariana's, this will probably do nothing for you.
  Luckily for me, I AM a fan of Ariana's! So I had a wonderful time. I need her back in the studio ASAP!

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  We Need to Do Something 2021

  ★★½ Watched 09 Jun 2023

  Boring! Yawning! Sloppy! Lazy! 

  For being under 100 minutes, this thing draaaags. There's a lot of silliness here (something I am typically willing to forgive), but its worst crime is being dreadfully boring. The ending, after all that brutality, leaves little impact- just a shrug of the shoulders, a roll of the eyes. Ah well.

  (Side note- I really thought that was Joey King this whole time, but it's actually her friend who just happens to look a lot like her. Crazy.)

  ((Also side note- this is my dream bathroom. The tiling? And that tub? Gag!))

Popular reviews

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  Phineas and Ferb: Mission Marvel 2013

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 12 May 2021

  better than endgame

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  Army of Darkness 1992

  ★★★★★ Watched 03 Oct 2021

  why is this the greatest movie ever made? bruce campbell you will always be hot sexy beautiful and famous