sorry, my prada's at the cleaners along with my hoodie and my fuck-you-flip-flops you pretentious douchebag

Favorite films

  • What's Up, Doc?
  • Moonstruck
  • Splendor
  • The Piano Teacher

Recent activity

  • Blood Simple


  • Sitting in Bars with Cake

  • Sexy Beast

  • 2001: A Space Odyssey


Recent reviews

  • Sitting in Bars with Cake

    Sitting in Bars with Cake

    this is what i get for not ever watching trailers because here i was thinking im about to watch a cute innocent romcom
    and then boom cancer.

  • Sexy Beast

    Sexy Beast

    lots of GILFs and RILFs (rabbit-humanoid-hybrids I'd like to fuck) for me in this movie

    "Ben Kingsley should win a fucking Oscar for this"-me while watching before I read that Ben Kingsley literally was nominated for an Oscar for this

Popular reviews

  • All the Beauty and the Bloodshed

    All the Beauty and the Bloodshed


    there were three older queer women sitting next to me and my friend in the theater. they were so excited about this film, and that meant the world to me. this is for sure a work about politics and how art forces the change we need in the world. but to me, the more prescient themes of the film involved community. Nan Goldin stated that her friends were the most important relationships in her life (one even named her). without…

  • Bottoms



    this is kinda like the greatest movie ever idk. the jokes, the soundtrack, the outfits, jocks, lesbians, feuds, football, violence! movie of the year! can’t wait to watch again! this made me like women again <3