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  • Scream
  • Pariah
  • The Sorcerer's Apprentice
  • Black Swan

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  • The Worst Person in the World

    ★★★★

  • Sleepaway Camp

    ★★★

  • The Menu

    ★★★½

  • Barbarian

    ★★★½

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  • Sleepaway Camp

    Sleepaway Camp

    ★★★

    there are about a million things to unpack here but this contained what i believe to be some of the greatest line exchanges in film history including, but not limited to “eat shit and die, ricky! / eat shit and live, bill!” and “she’s a real carpenter’s dream: flat as a board and needs a screw!” 

    just peak 80s slasher absurdity, i'm kind of…obsessed?

  • The Menu

    The Menu

    ★★★½

    okay but the way i would literally survive this situation simply due to the fact that i never finish anything at restaurants and always have to ask for a to-go box…

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  • Almost Famous

    Almost Famous

    ★★★★

    future interviewer: so back in 2018 you said, and i quote, ‘billy crudup is so hot , i want him to bend me over a 7/11 bathroom sink and do origami with my guts'. can you elaborate on that?

  • Ocean's Eight

    Ocean's Eight

    ★★★

    CATE BLANCHETT WEAR A PANTSUIT AND RUN ME OVER WITH YOUR MOTORCYCLE CHALLENGE