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  • Descendants

    Descendants

    i gotta say, this was a lot of fun. this is proof that basically anything kenny ortega even thinks about turns into gold. i love sofia carson, am whipped for booboo stewart, have a newfound appreciation for dove cameron, and miss cameron boyce so badly :(

  • Zola

    Zola

    ★★★★½

    “Who you gonna be tonight, Zola?”

    coming from the theatrical hands of jeremy o. harris paired with the brilliant direction of janicza bravo, this movie took the source material and elevated it in a way i didn't think possible. this may be a weird read but the word "shakespearean" is coming to mind. like this is not just a story, but a tale, an allegory for our age that actually feels relevant without trying. everybody involved from the top billed…

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  • Almost Famous

    Almost Famous

    ★★★★

    future interviewer: so back in 2018 you said, and i quote, ‘billy crudup is so hot , i want him to bend me over a 7/11 bathroom sink and do origami with my guts'. can you elaborate on that?

  • Ocean's Eight

    Ocean's Eight

    ★★★

    CATE BLANCHETT WEAR A PANTSUIT AND RUN ME OVER WITH YOUR MOTORCYCLE CHALLENGE