• The 'Burbs

    The 'Burbs


    So were the neighbors Satan worshippers or not?

  • Lost Highway

    Lost Highway


    It's about what you're expecting from a mid-90s Lynch film: lots of horny chicks, weird doppelgangers, a banging soundtrack, and plot that doesn't make a lick of sense.

    Not a terrible film but it just wasn't weird enough.

  • Robin Hood

    Robin Hood


    Better than expected! Crowe essentially portrays Robin Hood as Maximus in Gladiator, and while the movie is still too long, there’s enough action and intrigue to keep you interested.

    Bonus: Tom from Succession as a bitch-made Sheriff of Nottingham

  • The Card Counter

    The Card Counter


    A strange, ill-cast, slightly disappointing film. Not enough Dafoe, the romance between Isaac and Haddish was a dud, and I still haven't forgiven Tye Sheridan for Ready Player One.

    The protagonist also effortlessly switches between card counting (i.e., blackjack) to championship-level poker halfway through the movie, which are two completely different skills. And the ending? Completely unbelievable.

  • Ocean's Eleven

    Ocean's Eleven


    Andy Garcia should have had George Clooney liquidated immediately

  • Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair

    Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair


    FOUR gleeful hours of me yelling G--G-G-GOT HIS ASS!!!

    Darryl Hannah's character benefits the most from the supercut; it kind of made me hate Bill more, too. Impeccable music and SFX.

  • High and Low

    High and Low


    Just another God damn banger from the master Kurosawa himself 

    So much I loved about this -- middle-aged Japanese men talking shop about women's shoes, the dumb kidnappers,  the train footage, the right-hand man getting punked, the fun nightclub, the scary opium den, the sunglasses, the wild final confrontation -- truly the ultimate police thriller

  • 2001: A Space Odyssey

    2001: A Space Odyssey


    Saw this on a big screen after taking drugs, I had a great time

  • The Blob

    The Blob


    Gruesome body horror is always appreciated but cheesy special effects and a convoluted plot about biological warfare really tank this one.

    The audacity some people have to compare this to The Thing...

  • Body of Lies

    Body of Lies


    Who knew American imperialism could be so boring?

  • Malignant



    My favorite part in this is when Not-Wanda Sykes asked Not-Alison Brie if her imaginary friend was a serial killer moments before Not-Where Is My Mind? played.

  • Reservoir Dogs

    Reservoir Dogs


    "It's amusing, to me, to torture a cop."

    Great use of nonlinear storytelling, very funny, delightful music, dope ending. Might be Keitel's best movie.